In a groundbreaking move that's sending shockwaves through the European tech scene, London-based startup "AirCode" has taken extreme programming to new heights – literally. The company claims to have achieved "hyper-agile" status by requiring all developers to code while skydiving.

Founder and CEO, Trevor "Freefall" Jenkins, a former IT project manager turned adrenaline junkie, explained the rationale behind this unorthodox approach: "We've tried pair programming, we've done mob programming, but nothing compares to the sheer efficiency of terror-driven development."

The startup's office, now relocated to a fleet of continuously circling planes, has seen productivity skyrocket. "Our sprints are now actual sprints to the plane door," Jenkins added, beaming with pride. "And let me tell you, our 'daily stand-ups' have never been more invigorating."

AirCode's revolutionary methodology has introduced several new Agile concepts:

1. Gravity-Driven Development (GDD): Where the speed of code writing directly correlates with terminal velocity.
2. Parachute Code Reviews: Developers must successfully deploy their parachutes before their code can be merged.
3. User Stories in Freefall: Requirements are shouted to developers as they leap from the plane.

While some industry experts have raised concerns about potential health and safety issues, Jenkins dismissed these as "old-school thinking." "In the startup world, if you're not constantly falling, you're not moving fast enough," he declared.

The company's unique approach has not been without its challenges. Several laptops have been lost to the winds, and the local farmer's sheep have developed an uncanny ability to debug Python. Nevertheless, investors seem thrilled. "We're always looking for companies that can demonstrate they're truly cutting-edge," said Venturous Capital partner, Aileen Highflyer. "And nothing says 'we're willing to take risks' quite like risking your life for each commit."

AirCode is now planning to expand its extreme programming philosophy to other aspects of business operations. Customer support will soon be handled exclusively via wingsuit, while sales pitches will be conducted during bungee jumps – an approach they've dubbed "elevator pitch 2.0."

As news of AirCode's success spreads, other startups are scrambling to keep up. Reports suggest that a rival firm is already developing a "code while volcano-boarding" program, while another is experimenting with "deep-sea scrum."

In a final statement, Jenkins hinted at AirCode's future plans: "Next quarter, we're introducing our 'stratospheric standup' initiative. Because in this industry, if you're not pushing the envelope, you're just another parachute failing to open."